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The Harvester of Good 'Ol Fashioned Sorrow
NoonThirty O'Clock is the time it is.
Really is an infinite number of little girls in swimsuits with gaping domo-jaws slipping down a water park slide, yes, just like you told from your therapy sessions.
21 November 2009 @ 01:00 pm
21 November 2009 @ 12:18 pm
Swords? Check.
Saws? Check.
Clubs? Check.
Claws? Check.
Hatred? Check.
Anger? Check.
Mermaid? Check.
Murder? Check.
MURDER! MURDER! MURMAID MURDER! X4
Your life was ended by mermaids.
Murmaider - Dethklok
Current Music: Murmaider - Dethklok
17 November 2009 @ 04:30 pm
17 November 2009 @ 11:17 am
16 November 2009 @ 10:53 am
Poll #1486256 Bed Questions
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 5
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 5
I have a Queen sized bed. The majority of the time, I sleep on the right hand next to the dresser, taking up only a as much space as a twin. How should I sleep to take advantage of the large size of my bed?
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Right where you were, that was fine
1 (20.0%)
In the middle, in some weird spread out fashion so you use all the available space 2 (40.0%)
Diagonally, so you don't leave space for anyone else 1 (20.0%)
Stuff pillows under the blankets and then hide under the bed, to better foil possibly homocidal roommate 0 (0.0%)
With the poll taker's mom 1 (20.0%)
16 November 2009 @ 10:44 am
12 November 2009 @ 05:35 pm
There is a middle road between happy and sad. There is a melancholic math by which we can express it. So much of life exists in this uncomfortable place between cheer and depression. And we wouldn’t want it any other way.
I am pretty sure they are talking about that episode of Futurama. Which is fantastically melancholy. I tear up even thinking about the ending.
11 November 2009 @ 11:06 am
This is what people mean when they ask me for a fisting, right? Ok, cool.