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24 March 2009 @ 12:50 pm
Review Roundup XVII  


Hostel: Part IIscythe
You know, for a sequel to one of the originator's of the current crop of "torture porn" brand horror movies, there wasn't that much ickyness in this movie.  Instead they take a somewhat refreshing turn by following the killers and victims on their long separate trips until they meet.  This does something almost no slasher movie ever does, and gives the bad guys some real personality and backstory.  I do find fault with the final act, which is smooshed down to 15 minutes and the bad guys only get their comeuppance for an almost afterthought-like 2 minutes.

Gangs of the Dead
I loves me some genre mashups, so a mix of L.A. gangs and zombies seemed to hold some promise.  But it doesn't.  Instead we spent what seemed like hours of gang dudes talking all gangster to each other (vato, ese', and homey are repeatedly all in the same sentence) and wandering around and talking and wandering around an abandoned warehouse with zombies outside.  Occasionally they do something stupid, and die stupidly.  Terribly boring.

Motorcycle Diaries
King of the World!
As a travelogue, this really made me want to travel around South America and experience some of the fantastic sights and sounds and cities and people.  As a story of two friends traveling around and gaining life experiences...it is somewhat less of a triumph.  If one of the two main characters didn't grow up to be Che Guevara, nobody would care about this movie.  As it is, having the point of sustaining interest be something that never takes place in the film leaves us somewhat looking for a point to this movie.


Vimanarama
Just a full color orgasm of a comic book.  An invasion of techno demons held off by ancient proto-Hindu literal Space Gods which is firmly grounded in the petty romantic and personal problems of the modern British Muslim main character.  Excellent.

Kings
Goddamn is there nobody better suited to the role of king than Ian McShane.



 
 
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TJ TimeBomb[info]tjtimebomb on March 24th, 2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
I see the commercials for Kings when I watch my other shows and it looks interesting but i haven't bothered to watch it. I think because I'm sick of TV shows I like getting canceled so I refuse to pick up new ones . If its good though i might give it a whirl.

New writing started on Heroes lastnight and it made a difference ...the episode was actually good. Probably best of the season.
adam_0oo[info]adam_0oo on March 25th, 2009 03:07 am (UTC)
Well, if it helps, all 13 episodes for this season are already filmed, so unless it does super bad, you will see a complete story. I can't get enough of Ian McShane since Deadwood.

I actually quit Heroes at the end of the last half season in like, november or whenever. I liked 4 minutes of it and spent the other 41 minutes rolling my eyes. The show would have to be a lot better, ever with Loeb gone for me to start watching again.
TJ TimeBomb[info]tjtimebomb on March 25th, 2009 04:54 am (UTC)
Hmm I havent seen McShane in anything other than DeathRace and that was good. I might give it a whirl.

As for heroes ... I think they are killing the wrong people off on that show. If they killed the Cheerleader, Sylar, mohinder and one of the petrelli brothers it would be better. Claire never does anything worth a fuck on that show and her character sucks. Sylar shouldn't have lived past season 1 ... you dont let a villain that strong walk away. Mohinder always sucked. I think if you killed one Petrelli ( doesn't matter which ) it would make the other one a stronger and better character.

...but no they kill off all the interesting characters like Elle ( Kristen Bell ) and Daphne... fuckin stupid.
 
 

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