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Lesson the first - As cathartic as it is, when throwing away any and all papers, itineraries, bills, et. al, do not feel the need to rip them into pieces before tossing them into the trash. There is a direct geometric correlation between how much fun you have while tearing the paper into itty bits, and how much you will need said paper seven minutes after said tearing.
Lesson the second - Notice when you are bleeding. The weirdness of noticing certain black streaks and splotches on your paperwork and on the photocopier will quickly be surpassed by a creeped out feeling once you notice the dried cut on your finger. This will then be in turn surpassed by a sense of urgency and dread as you quickly try to clean up this mess before someone notices and asks you what it is. This is then in turn surpassed by a sense of wonder as you try to figure out what else these streaks could be and the only examples you can come up with are dead bug, melted chocolate and dead chocolate bug and then you try to figure out, out of the three, which is less gross, and from the winner, is that less gross than dried blood. And the answer is yes.
Lesson the second - Notice when you are bleeding. The weirdness of noticing certain black streaks and splotches on your paperwork and on the photocopier will quickly be surpassed by a creeped out feeling once you notice the dried cut on your finger. This will then be in turn surpassed by a sense of urgency and dread as you quickly try to clean up this mess before someone notices and asks you what it is. This is then in turn surpassed by a sense of wonder as you try to figure out what else these streaks could be and the only examples you can come up with are dead bug, melted chocolate and dead chocolate bug and then you try to figure out, out of the three, which is less gross, and from the winner, is that less gross than dried blood. And the answer is yes.
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