
Clues to be had from this LOST teaser poster:
Jack is fully shaved. Clearly he is an imposter.
Sun is the only woman not showing her legs. Not a ho.
The rent on this Williamsburg loft is atrocious. The only one who could pay that rent is The Island.
Kate is really annoying. This is not a clue, it is obvious.
Also, Jack is very, very annoying.
There is an open can of Dharma brand Saltines on the ground. Hurley ate these.
The fake Iraqi on LOST is so much more badass than the fake Indian on Heroes.
All the black dudes are dead. You better watch out sarcastic-asian-ghost whisperer, on The Island, White is Right apparently.
Jack is on the left and John is on the right side of Ben. This connotes the obviousness of their conflict.
Ben is like a nerdy James Bond.
Can someone think of an appropriate nickname for the fact that Sawyer is wearing a white t-shirt under a sports coat?
The amount of excitement this poster promises...zero. The cast wasn't even in the same room when this was photographed, they are clearly photoshopped in there.
January 22nd, it's baaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
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