The Harvester of Good 'Ol Fashioned Sorrow

NoonThirty O'Clock is the time it is.

What is it like being a lawyer for the Mayor and the world's strongest millionare? Read and find out.

It turns out that the secret ingredient is...CRIME!

Money has a certain legal tenderness.
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